The Jumble that is My Mind

It’s really late and I need to sleep so I am typing because I told myself, more liek wrote on my to do list, that I would write today.

So there, I did it.

But of course, I can’t just stop, that’s because I get addicted easily, just like most humans. I bet you’re addicted to something.

I have reached the time of year where I am looking for a job, this time as a lifeguard in somewhere that pays well where there will not be trouble to go with the cash.

You follow? Only, does my friend want to work with me? And if not, then do you want to? Hey, maybe YOU want to work with me! Get in touch if you do, because I ain’t blazing the trail myself.

Nor am I giving up on my friend.

I hate photosynthesis. I mean, I think it’s cool, and G-d bless chloroplasts, but why the long hard to pronounce words, all involving the letters h and p?

Urgh. Maybe  I should just hate science?

You know how people say Science vs. G-d? Ok, so that’s like saying spaghetti vs. Belly Dancing. Hello?

Like, obviously that was a very risque comment and I should explain but I’m too tired and I will probably forget by tomorrow why I said it so just be perplexed.

And then there’s Pesach coming which makes me shiver even though the weather is like, so beyond shivering. Ha ha did I just say a lie- agian? I’m a pathological liar; do you believe me? (Yes, that is my own line, stop asking)

And I just discovered that there’s a Kadafi and Ghadafi or whatever their names are and gee are they the same and do I care? My dad said stop reading politics and go say Tehillim or something so I didn’t.

I did get the High Score on his iphone until my sister beat it so that sucked a little, but not too bad because everything under the sun is meaningless or wahtever, as my friend was studying the other night.

And I have to ahng out with her this weekend so I think I will and I am very excited, on a different note, for an Unmentionable which I shall HOPEFULLY post soon, and you will comprehend the source of my great noble happiness.

And I am very proud of myself for something else that didn’thappen yet and it might not but I think it should and I hope I will make the right choice when the time comes. No, I will not be posting about it on here, not ever, I don’t think, so just pray that I do make the right choice and wish me luck.

As for other news topics, well my babysitting job is coming to an end until after Pesach, meaning a week and a half, give or take, and then it’s Clean Up Time.

Wow. That about sums up my excitement.

Here’s what makes me scream with joy. Mosquitos, sunscreen, water bottles, aloe vera gel, towels and sticky, sweaty tank tops.

Ok, not the most covered topics of summer, but enough said, right? Summer is just around the corner and it might be a sharp corner, not as sharp as Jay Leno’s chin where the HECK did that come from ha ha but anyways (yeah, his chin is almost SQUARED eww) but anyways I can’t wait to turn that corner and greet the weather with a wilting, sunny smile!

Whoo hoo!

Ok, I wrote. The end. THanks for reading. You can hit the close buttoon now, yes that was spelled that way on purpose, oh no, you can’t hit the button untill you comment ya little dingwat! Go for it! and gimme a five stars rating that makes me feeeeel good!

Keep UNraveling!

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3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Ellbrbee
    Apr 02, 2011 @ 00:28:58

    You is crazy! I love ya! I love what your father said to you about politics! It made me crack up!

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  2. Tehila
    Apr 03, 2011 @ 05:19:45

    wow that was rly random lol but hey i heard my sis might be going up to c u or s/t…. she called me to check if i was ok w it & i sed ya its fine, but im still jealous! 😛 kk i wanna talk to u so i might call u tomorrow… theres s/t i needa ask u about so pick up k? luv ya ttys i hope! luv tehila

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  3. Susan J. Flyweel
    Apr 06, 2011 @ 06:23:31

    You’re ridiculously funny!

    Reply

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